Effin' Birds 2026 Wall Calendar

Laugh along with the brazen birds in this cathartic wall calendar! Featuring vintage bird artwork with expletive-laden rants, plus generous grid space, moon phases, and more. Printed on eco-friendly paper. Are you in need of some swear therapy? Look no further than this delightfully profane 2026 wall calendar, filled with funny (and ferocious!) foul-mouthed fowls.

Each monthly spread of this truly cathartic wall calendar features vintage bird artwork paired with expletive-laden rants by brazen birds just itching to ruffle some feathers and raise some hackles. Get ready to laugh along with these avian shit-stirrers as they dish out irreverent one-liners and profane, yet relatable, trash talk every season of the year.
 
Features include:

• 12" x 12" (12" x 24" open)
• Cover design eliminates need for plastic packaging
• Printed on FSC® certified paper with soy-based ink
• Planning spread for September–December 2025
• Spans January–December 2026
• Generous grid space for appointments, notes, and reminders
• Official major world holidays and observances
• Moon phases, based on Universal Time
• Each monthly spread features vintage bird artwork paired with sweary sayings

• | Author: Aaron Reynolds
• | Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing
• | Publication Date: Jul 08, 2025
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• | Binding: Calendar
• | ISBN-13: 9781524898014
• | ISBN-10: 1524898015