Suck Less: Where There's a Willam, There's a Way

The only lie told more often than "No, that looks totally cute on you" and "I got AIDS through oral" is "It gets better." Well, a lotta times it don''t. Sometimes it just sucks less. But I promise you: where there''s a Willam, there''s a way.

But this isn''t all about me (for once). It''s about you and how you can Suck Less at a variety of things drag queens are so much better at than the average person. I''ve got clap backs and life hacks and tips on classing up a simple grab-and-run lifting spree to the much more dignified act of larceny. Super-important life stuff with my own special, secret fag- swag sauce. So welcome to Willam''s School of Bitchcraft and Wiggotry. Class is in session.

With a foreword from Neil Patrick Harris.