Overview
The barman says, 'we have a drink named after you.' The horse says, 'what? Eric?'I said, 'waiter, what's that in my soup?' he said, 'I'd better call the boss, I can't tell one insect from another.'I'm reading a book called 'Sex Before 20'.
Dive into the wonderful world of Tommy Cooper!
The perfect gift for anyone who loves to laugh, packed with side-splitting humour and classic one-liners from the legendary comedian, including:
- "My wife is a magician, yesterday she turned our car into a tree."
- "A big white horse walks into a pub. The barman says, ''we have a drink named after you.'' The horse says, ''what? Eric?''"
- "I said, ''waiter, what''s that in my soup?'' he said, ''I''d better call the boss, I can''t tell one insect from another.''"
- "I''m reading a book called ''Sex Before 20''. Personally I don''t like audiences."
- "I said, ''it''s serious, doctor, I''ve broken my arm in 20 places''. He said, ''well stop going to those places.''"
- "I call my car flattery. It gets me nowhere."
Bringing together his timeless wit and charm, the All in One Joke Book reveals why Tommy Cooper remains one of our greatest and most beloved comedians of all time.
- | Author: Tommy Cooper
- | Publisher: Cornerstone
- | Publication Date: Oct 09, 2014
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- | Binding: Paperback / softback
- | ISBN-13: 9780099557661
- | ISBN-10: 0099557665
