How to Archer: The Ultimate Guide to Espionage and Style and Women and Also Cocktails Ever Written

Set at the International Secret Intelligence Service (ISIS), suave master spy Sterling Archer deals with global espionage; a domineering, hypersexual, late middle-aged mother/boss, Malory Archer; his ex-girlfriend, Agent Lana Kane; her ISIS accountant boyfriend Cyril Figgis; and, a less-than-masculine code name: Duchess.

A tongue-in-cheek handbook tie-in to the FX animated show Archer in the irreverent style of the show—written by Sterling Archer, Master Spy, himself on how to be a killer agent: what to wear, drink, smoke, how to seduce women (and, when necessary, men), hand-to-hand combat, weapons, devices, and, of course, defeating the enemy. Makes a great gift for the pop culture enthusiast.

Lying is like 95% of what I do. But believe me: in this book, I’ll let you know exactly how to become a master spy just like me. Obviously, you won’t be as good at it as I am, but that’s because you’re you, and I’m Sterling Archer.

I know, I know, it sucks not being me.

But don’t beat yourself up about it, because I’m going to show you all the good stuff—what to wear; what to drink; how to seduce women (and, when necessary, men); how to beat up men (and, when necessary, women); how to tell the difference between call girls and hookers (hint: when they’re dead, they’re just hookers) and everything about weapons, secret devices, lying ex-girlfriends, and turtlenecks. In a word? How to Archer.

• | Author: Sterling Archer
• | Publisher: HarperCollins Publishers Inc
• | Publication Date: Feb 10, 2012
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• | Binding: Paperback / softback
• | ISBN-13: 9780062066312
• | ISBN-10: 0062066315